Honorably Unhinged - eBay
Naughty by Choice Nice by Orders Christmas Stocking Funny Military Veteran Gift
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<p>Naughty by choice. Nice by orders. A Christmas stocking for the soldier, veteran or military family member who only made the nice list because somebody told them to.</p><p>Features a blackout background, a red Honorably Unhinged header, "NAUGHTY BY CHOICE" and a glowing "NICE BY ORDERS" in bold stencil type, finished with an "Est. North Pole Motor Pool" stamp. Perfect for Army veterans, active duty, military spouses and anyone who follows orders reluctantly.</p><p>Part of the Honorably Unhinged holiday drop. Honorably Unhinged is a veteran-owned brand. Every design is created by an Army veteran.</p><p><strong>DETAILS</strong></p><ul><li>Soft Christmas stocking with a hanging loop</li><li>Printed on the front</li></ul><p><strong>PRODUCTION</strong></p><p>Printed to order and shipped by our production partner, usually within 2 to 5 business days. Order early for Christmas.</p><p>Questions or a custom request? Send us a message.</p>
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