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New Live Forever Floral ALF Shorts Big Mens PLus Size XXL Black Pockets
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- SizeBig 2X
- ConditionExcellent
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New Aholes Live Forever Floral ALF Shorts Big Mens PLus Size XXL 2X Black Gray White Pockets Graphic Casual CottonThese shorts feature a bold monochromatic floral pattern integrated with the brand's signature "A$$holes Live Forever" graphic text. Crafted from 100% cotton, they provide a comfortable, breathable fit with an elasticized waistband and multiple pockets for utility. The design balances a classic tropical aesthetic with a modern, edgy streetwear vibe. Ideal for casual streetwear, beach outings, or relaxed weekend hangouts. New and unworn. Do not remember if I washed them or not. Bought them for my boyfriend, and he didn't have the guts to wear them. Do you have the guts?Brand: Assholes Live ForeverProduct Type: ShortsAudience: MensSize: XXLColor: Black, GrayMaterial: 100% CottonPattern: Floral, GraphicWaist: ElasticPockets: Side pockets, back pocketStyle: StreetwearFit: RelaxedCare: Machine washableKeywords: Streetwear, Edgy, Graphic Print, Monochromatic, Floral, Summer, Casual, Gorpcore, Skater, Bold, XXL, CottonMeasurements:• Waist: 16" (32" total) flat and unstretched• Inseam: 5"Reasonable offers may be accepted, but low-ball offers will get the offerer blocked.KNOW YOUR SIZE: I show measurements in the listing. If you don't know your own body measurements, please do not bid/buy.If AI model shown it may not be 100% accurate. See MY actual pictures for decision.I do not cancel purchases. Do not ask. Prices firm on single items to give you our lowest price upfront. Bundle 2+ items for combined discounts!
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