Vintage 80s Sexy Mr & Mrs Cabbage Adult Gag Gift Dolls Out Of The Closet Set
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This is a rare and hilarious pair of vintage 1980s "Sexy Mr. Cabbage" and "Sexy Mrs. Cabbage" adult novelty dolls. A cheeky parody of the iconic Cabbage Patch Kids, these "A Hollywood Creation" dolls were marketed as "Comes Out of the Closet" gag gifts.Both dolls feature soft fabric bodies, yarn hair, and molded plastic heads with expressive faces—Mr. Cabbage even sports a distinctive mustache. While they appear modest in their original boxes, the "sexy" humor is revealed under their clothes: both dolls feature anatomically correct "gender paraphernalia" attachments.The original boxes are included and are covered in comedic 80s-era "instructions" for use, suggesting you take them to office parties, use them for "therapy," or give them to "anyone who needs a friend."Condition: Vintage condition. The dolls themselves are well-preserved. The boxes show some age-related wear, including scuffing, minor creasing, and some light staining/discoloration as shown in the photos.Brand: A Hollywood CreationOrigin: Made in Hong KongIncluded: Mr. Cabbage Doll (Blue box), Mrs. Cabbage Doll (Red box), and original outfits (trench coat and dress).A perfect addition for collectors of 1980s counter-culture toys or anyone looking for a unique, nostalgic conversation piece.
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